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Vol.111 No.3

  IDAHO STATESGIRL

 !!! EXTRA EDITION !!!

  LOCAL CLUB GETS NEW MEMBER

     Amid talks of going Girls Only for Idaho Membership

      Associated Impressed Editors

                                                      Kayla & Kalli Bork                                                

Today was a day of new beginnings for a happy little club in Idaho. Kammy was inducted into membership amid a flurry of doctors and nurses in the operating room. She weighed in at 8 lbs. 4 ozs. and is 21 in. long. She has striking good looks and a beautiful head of dark hair. The other members quickly formed an adoring fan club and rushed to get their pictures taken with her. They kissed her sweet cheeks and more or less drooled over her for the better part of her first day in town. She did not seem to mind a bit and was pleased to autograph their hearts with permanent love ink. This news came about as the club has recently been discussing going Girls Only since the announcement of the gender of it's newest member. It appears that the club's lone male member will be grandfathered in since he has seven year tenure as Director of DadStuff. He says that he is quite proud of his little club and he is practicing the new club slogan, "Girls Rule!" That is the agreed upon requirement for his continued membership in this exclusive Girls Only club. He must repeat the slogan quite often and jump when they say, 'jump'. The whole family joins together in 'Thanking Heaven for Little Girls!'